TO THOSE WHO THINK THAT THEY CAN KEEP UP WITH TRAFFIC AND RIDE THEIR BIKES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.

YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LANCE ARMSTRONG.
YOU ARE IN PARKLAND, NOT FRANCE.
THAT MANY REAR VIEW MIRRORS ARE JUST UNNECESSARY.
BRIGHTLY COLORED SPANDEX ONESIES ARE NOT APPEALING TO ANYONE. 
YOUR HELMET COVERS LOOK LIKE MULTI-FLAVORED CONDOMS.

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